I never did watch the movie “300″, what with mostly-naked buffed up cartoon warriors not being my cup of tea (at least since “He-Man” went off the air), but LOL at the board game.

Each time a Persian Unit dies, the Spartans score Glory Points on the Glory Track that surrounds the board.

All that’s missing is the blow-by-blow description of thrusting your Glory Spear through the Glory Hole!

(h/t mbuckbee, via Twitter)