From the latest Coding Horror linkbait on open-source software that has all sorts of panties in a knot:

Unfortunately “real programmers” are Martians on a totally different plane of existence from “real people”, for which usable GUIs are made. We are on the business of helping humans, not Martians, so you “real programmers” can go ahead and marry your console apps for all we care.

Hahahahahaha. That’s user Jon Limjap, if you’re following along at home.